- "Some flowers are about to get fucked up"
- ―Jay Cartwright
The Attack on the neighbourhood Gardens was an attempt by Jay Cartwright and Neil Sutherland to wreck the flower display by the main road of the neighbourhood of Will McKenzie, and also to destroy many flowers of the gardens along the way.
Background[]
At Will's house, while playing "shit Wii games", Will's mum (who is sharply commanded by Will not to play Wii Tennis, so Jay and Neil cannot enjoy her bouncing breasts) says she is going to the Cotswolds for a weekend with an old college friend, Fergus, who she reached via Facebook.
Attack[]
hes talkin bullshit egnor every thin the bastard has to say the cunt
They saw the roundabout, which read "Welcome to our village", and get an idea to adapt it, making it read "We come tit village".