Jay Cartwright

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―Jay in "Night Out in London"

Jay Cartwright
Age	17
Nicknames	Cartwright (Mr. Gilbert) Mr. Big Nob
Occupation	Student
Location	Abott's Langley
Relationships
Parents	Mr.Cartwright (father) Terry Cartwright (father)
Siblings	unnamed' (sister)
Partners	Will McKenzie (frenemy) Neil Sutherland (best friend) Simon Cooper (friend) Chloe (ex-girlfriend) Jane (ex-girlfriend) Benji ([deceased] dog)
Appearance information
Series	1, 2 and 3
First seen	"First Day"
Last seen	"The Charlieweeners 2"
Episode count	20 (including movies)
Portrayed by	James Buckley

Jay Cartwright (born October 13, 1991 ) is a fictional character from the E4 coming-of-age British sitcom The Inbetweeners. In it, he is portrayed by the actor James Buckley, which is what he was later mostly-known for. He makes his first appearance during the pilot episode "First Day", which was broadcasted on May 1, 2008. He makes his appearance in every episode throughout the series, aswell as appearing in the follow-up feature films, "The Inbetweeners Movie" (2011) and "The Inbetweeners 2" (2014).

Jay serves as a main character, along with Will McKenzie, Neil Sutherland and Simon Cooper. He likes to make up stories, that are usually sexual. Whenever he does tell these sexual stories, it is always reguarding him and another woman, when it never happened. Jay is the second oldest out of the four boys.

Background

Characterisation

Jay is a major character, who constantly brags about stories that are not true whatsoever. The only person who is shown to believe his lies is Neil. Jay really tries to convince everyone that this story he is telling is true. He can keep up these lies even to the edge of tears, like how he lied to Simon, saying that his girlfriend, Chloe ended their relationship because his "cock was too big for her". Whenever Jay gives advice to someone, it is almost always false and ends up with the person getting in trouble.

Jay always makes jokes, usually mocking people, like when he constantly mocked Simon, everytime he brought up his girlfriend, Tara Brown, during the episode "Will's Dillemma", by repeating "Beepity, beep, beep! Beepity, beep, beep! Ooh, time for another Tara update." many times and occasionally being followed along with Neil participating aswell.

Criminal Record

• Vandalism: In the episode "Girlfriend", Jay was jumping on his (former) friend's car. Luckily, the friend would not call the police, unless Jay refused to pay for the damage.
  • In the episode "Will Is Home Alone", Jay kept vandalising random people's flowers, by kicking them. He also kicked Will's flowers in his back garden. In the same episode, Jay, along with Neil, rearranged flowers that originally read "WELCOME TO OUR VILLAGE" to "WE CUM TIT VILLAGE". and say it : WELCOME TO OUR GAY VILLAGE WE BELLEND AND CUNT TITTIES VILLAGE YOUR PAEDO

Biography

Role

Series 1 Jay

Jay is usually used for mocking people, to make the scenes funnier. There has not been a single episode without Jay speaking of any sexual topic, being the most sexual character. Jay acts as if he knows about sex, even though does not. Whenever his friends agree to do something with him to prove him wrong, they always do just that, like when he said that Caravan Club was "like an orgy".

Series 1 (2008)

In Jay's first appearance, he is seen bragging about his latest imaginary conquest, only to stop when Mark Donovan - the school bully - glares at him. When Will began to hang-out with his other friends, Jay hated his guts, but progressively liked him more, over the course of episodes.

In the episode "Caravan Club", the four boys question Jay's stories about Caravan Club secretly being "like a massive orgy". When they accepted Jay's offer to prove that he was lying, he said they did not have to, clearly nervous, but decided to stick with it anyways. Jay invited them to prove himself right and sets Simon up with Becky - one of the caravan owner's daughters. He almost got away with his lies, until Simon made a sexual move on her. On the ride home, Neil reveals that he had a mutual fingering and masturbating session with a punk girl, that Will tried to pull in Simon's car, which Jay eagerly uses as evidence that he was not lying.

In Series 1's final episode ("Xmas Party"), Jay opens up to Big John, admitting that many of his stories are somewhat exaggerated because he is worried that people do not notice him, and that he is afraid of being ignored.

Series 2 (2009)

In the episode "The Field Trip", Jay and Neil travel to Swanage, in the hopes of finding an appealing housewife, who apparently "fucks one bloke" every year and hands out blowjobs, asking for a "lick of your cornetto". He heard this information from his friend Chris Groves in year 13 of the same school and that is why he chose geography as one of his A levels.

Jay ejaculating over his hand

In the episode "The Duke of Edinburgh Awards", Jay is later recruited into Will's Duke of Edinburgh scheme where the boys have to do volunteer work at an old folks' home. Jay spends the entire time masturbating over articles and pictures in womens' magazines he finds laying around the home from front-to-cover. This would backfire on him, when having run out of available magazines, he was caught tugging himself off to a photo of a young lady in a bathing suit. However, mid-way through masturbating, the woman, who was sleeping in the room woke up and said hello, only to realise that he was pleasuring himself to a young thotograph of herslef. This startled him so badly, to the point where he ejaculated all over his hand. Suprisingly, the woman did not seem to have a problem with it, saying that she had "seen it all before". Later on, the woman's son gave Jay a handshake, not being aware that there was sperm covered on his hand.

In Series 2's final episode ("Exam Time"), Jay started his relationship with Chloe and was still interested in sex, but genuinely cared about her, leading him to tears after their break-up. Following his father's advice, he begins texting and messaging her over many social media platforms many times a day and this led her to dump him at the end of the episode, thinking it was too much and that he also occasionally asked if she wanted to have sex, sighting that he is too sensitive and needy for her.

Series 3 (2010)

In Series 3, we can see that Jay can now drive, calling his mother's red Nissan Micra the "Minge Mobile", going on "Pussy Patrols", despite using his driving skills for matters they were not intended for, such as purposely running over a squirrel. He is very confident in his own abilities, although none of his friends believe any of his outlandish claims.

Jay claims that he has played for West Ham United F.C. in football and always wears football shirts. He also likes motorbikes and is good at riding them, despite in Will's Dilemma, Neil got a new motorbike and because he broke his wrist, Jay had to ride it and rided it terribly, instantly crashing.

Movies

The Inbetweeners Movie

At the begining of The Inbetweeners Movie, Jay was informed by his mother that his grandfather had passed away, leaving him a large inheritance. Jay decided to spend his newfound wealth on a "mental lads holiday" for him and the other boys.

The holiday gets off to a bad start, when the boys discover that Neil had booked them into a 1-star hotel. Jay, however, was still optimistic and later, that night sets off to find some "holiday clunge". Jay was pleasantly surprised when an attractive woman started to flirt with him and tolled him to wait for her at a bar.

In the bar, four girls walk in and Jay began talking to a girl, whose name was Jane. The pair had some kind of connection, but Jay was put off by her weight, being overweight for him and the fact that there is a "better" looking girl outside. It turns out that the attractive girl only flirted with Jay so he would go to the bar. Feeling rejected, Jay did not accept the fact, which might of been because he was drunk and continued his search for the girl.

The other boys found Jay the next morning, passed out in an ant's nest, with them crawling all around his head. He went with the other boys, to another hotel, where the four girls are staying, although he had no intention of meeting with Jane. Instead, Jay tries to show off to some girls at the poolside, but is publicly humiliated when a child pushes him into the pool and then pulls down his shorts and makes fun of his "so little" penis size. After this humiliation, Jay throws the child into the pool, nearly drowning him.

Jay got the boys thrown out of the hotel and Simon did not purchase his Party Boat tickets. Jay got very frustrated over Simon's obsession with Carli D'Amato and the two have a fight of sorts in the street. Jay storms off after this, taking Neil with him. Jay became determined to have a better time than Simon, so he and Neil head to a bar to pick up some girls. However, they accidentally made their way into a "decadent" exotic bar. They are mocked for this by obnoxious holiday rep James, who aggressively threatens Jay. Jay leaves in tears and he and Neil head back to the bar where they first met the four girls. They find Simon and Will there and Jay uncharacteristically apologises to Simon and they reunite.

They then meet the girls again, and Jay realizes how much he actually likes Jane. The groups decide to indulge in some skinny dipping. Jay and Jane were about to kiss, when Jay notices people laughing at Jane, and all the while Jay does nothing to come to her defence. Jane realised Jay was embarrassed to be with her and storms off, leaving Jay confused and upset.

The boys decided to spend the night drinking away their sorrows and back at the hotel, Jay got quite upset when he learned that Will and Simon were going to university when they get back home. Jay also revealed to Simon that he bought tickets to the boat party the previous night, but he had torn them up in a fit of rage after his fight with Simon.

The friends go to find their own individual girl at the boat party. Jay apologised to Jane for his behaviour and she ended up giving him a blowjob in the ship's toilets for his apology, leaving Jay stunned because this is the first real sexual experience he had encountered.

The pair bumped into James, who maked fun of Jane's weight, but Jay got his revenge, by giving him euro bill to snort crack cocaine with, that had spent some time in Jay's anushole.

Jay spent the rest of the holiday enjoying himself with Jane, before returning home, ready to start the next part of his life.

The Inbetweeners 2

Jane broke up with Jay, due to the events of The Inbetweeners Movie.

while Will and Simon went to study at university and Neil began work, Jay decided to take a gap year to go travelling. six-seven months later, he sent a text to Neil, revealing that he was now in Australia and claimed that he has had a very successful DJ career in a night club, lives in a luxurious mansion with many attractive women living there, that regularly have normal and oral sex with him, saying that he recieves a blowjob from a woman every single morning when he wakes up and "no longer thinks about Jane". As usual, only Neil believes his strong claims and was first to suggest going to visit him for the holidays. Will and Simon, due to them not enjoying their lives at university, agree to go to Australia for their Easter vacation, hoping Jay's false claims were true for once.

When they arrive to Australia, they discover that Jay does work in a night club, but is only the toilet attendant and was fired by his boss when he pretended to own the club to look cool in front of his friends. Will, Neil and Simon also discover that he has really been living in a tent, outside of his Uncle Bryan's house.

Uncle Bryan is very abusive towards Jay and humiliates him in front of his friends when they first arrive. Jay began to insist that they should go to a water park called "Splash Planet", which provoked Will to suggest that they should go to camp at the youth hostel in Byron Bay as it is close to the water park, which they all agree to.

Simon also asked Jay if he could use his computer to break up with Lucy on a Skype call. When Simon logs on, he saw a photo of Jane wearing a Splash Planet uniform on Jay's computer.

The next morning, they travel in Jay's very questionable car to Byron Bay, by following the campers coach. Jay drives disturbingly close to the tour bus and due to its sexual decoration, it disturbs Katie, who is Will's old classmate and the other travellers. When they arrived at the youth hostel, to the delight of Jay, Katie invited the group to come to Splash Planet the next day.

When they arrive, Simon agrees to go round with Jay to help him find Jane (as Jay admitted to Simon that he came to Australia to find Jane the previous night at the campfire), while Will goes off with Katie and her friends and Neil goes to visit the dolphins. Simon and Jay find a children's ride, which went round the whole park, Jay believes this ride will easily help him find Jane. However, before entering the ride, Jay makes Simon seem like a paedophile by claiming to a member of staff that he was one when Simon insisted that he "loves children" and pushing him onto a little boy. While Simon is attacked by the little boy's father, Jay runs off and continues his search for Jane. Jay finds a member of staff and asks where Jane is, she reveals that Jane quit her job at the water park months ago and that she moved to the outback, she also claims that Jay will "never find her". Jay, extremely upset and distressed by this, leaves the park. When the park was closed down after the incident with the dolphin and the water slide, Will, Simon and Neil find Jay in the car park, extremely depressed. Jay admits to Will and Neil that he only took a gap year and came to Australia to find Jane, he also reveals that he got Jane a Wii-fit, which resulted in Jane becoming offended (due to her being overweight) and therefore, she broke up with him. Simon, touched by Jay's claims reveals that due to him and Lucy becoming engaged, she asked Jane to become one of her bridesmaids at their wedding and she would therefore, know where Jane is. Lucy tells Simon via Skype that Jane is working on a stud farm in the remote settlement of Birdsville. Simon and Neil agree to go with Jay, but Will, angry by discovering why Jay was even in Australia in the first place and by the fact that Jay couldn't accept that he had been dumped just like how he and Neil had been, decides to stay with Katie. Will also decides not to help Jay because he knows Jay would never do the same for him and due to the fact that Jay never treated him like a real friend. Simon, Jay and Neil all leave angry and offended, but at the same time upset over Will breaking up with them.

While driving through the Birdsville desert searching every farm for Jane, Will finds them and apologises to them for what he had said back at Byron Bay. They all reconcile and continue the search for Jane. Mid-way down the desert, Jay's car runs out of fuel and they all become stranded in the desert without any water. All of them become very dehydrated and believe they will eventually die. Jay and Will then develop a full friendship and make amends for everything they ever did and said to each other. All four of them hold hands and close their eyes believing they are soon to be dead. Moments later, Jane and her co-workers find them and reveal that they had only been stranded for two hours. Jay apologises to Jane for buying her a Wii-fit and begs her to get back together with him. Jane is touched by how far Jay came to find her, although she is touched by this gesture, she does not take him back. After being rescued, they are all taken back to Bryan's house. Jay finally shows some backbone by slapping his uncle when he makes fun of Jane's weight, instigating in a fight between his uncle and father. Jay agrees to spend the rest of his Easter holiday with Will, Simon and Neil in Vietnam. In the credits scenes, Jay is having an enjoyable experience in Vietnam with the others. When he returns to Britain, he is welcomed by his father, albeit makes fun of him due to his new hairstyle that he acquired during his holiday in Vietnam.

Personality

Jay is the most immature and arrogant of the boys. He is also the most vulgar and harbours a generally misogynistic outlook. He is obsessed with sexual orientation, with almost all his comments being about the subject. Jay constantly makes up sexual stories on the spot and will not admit that he is lying and also claims to be the most sexually experienced out of the group. He is never good for advice and constantly lies, saying false information, like when he said to Simon that Becky wanted to have sex with him and believed Jay, getting him in trouble with her parents. He will offer sexual advice to people, completely making it up, such as claiming that inserting the testicles into the vagina during sex is something that some girls like and some do not, which demonstrates that in reality he has very little understanding of the subject discussed. In fact, he is actually the least sexually experienced of the group, frequently relying on pornography to attain gratification, as he finds it difficult to engage with girls. In addition to his sexual stories, Jay compulsively lies about just about anything to make himself seem interesting, no matter how unbelievable it is.

Jay tries to improve his social status, by telling extravagant lies, even though his friends ignore him, since they know that it is completely false information. The only person who believes Jay's stories is Neil. The fact that Jay had never actually had sex before causes him to feel insecure and therefore he relies heavily on pornography to inform him about sex. This gives him a very false conception of women and sex, which leads to him sometimes coming across as a sex pest or a misogynist. Jay tries bizarre masturbation techniques, like the "Sleeping Beauty" and often ends up getting caught at an awkward moment.

Jay mocks his friends at every opportunity, usually making the situation more funny, although it is mostly good-natured banter. Jay mocks: Will for his posh upbringing, being smart, maturity and good-looking mother, Simon for his hair, dubbing him "The Statue of Liberty", his mother's unattractiveness, his father's embarrassing statements and his obsession over Carli D'Amato and finally, Neil for his father's alleged homosexuality and unemployment, along with his lack of high intelligence.

As was mentioned earlier, Jay is shown to be quite arrogant towards the other boys on several occasions, particularly when he boasts about his superior abilities in flirting with women, despite being the most sexually unexperienced member of the group. This fact plagues him as all three of his other friends have had sexual encounters, causing him to invent a number of increasingly erotic and unbelievable stories about his non-existent sex life, such as his claim of an encounter with a pornstar. Although confident amongst his friends, Jay has also been shown to be socially awkward around other people.

Due to his abrasive and cocky nature, Jay is extremely unpopular with women. However, he has been known to be popular among the men in more ways than one, such as befriending a guy at a house party, who Jay claims he met at football trials, to the other's amusement. He often ends up saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, which damages both his and his friends' reputations. He also is the least reliable of the group as his mix of social naivety and lustful sexual desire causes him trouble in all manner of situations, such as: Asking an elderly ice cream lady for a blowjob, throwing a 9-year-old child into a swimming pool whilst on holiday in Greece and ejaculating in a pensioner's bedroom whilst carrying out volunteer work at a nursing home. Jay's insecurities and excessive lying most likely derive from the emotional abuse he suffers from his father, who frequently belittles him over his bad luck with girls and lack of intelligence.

Despite not actually having sexual activities, Jay does masturbate, as seen in the episodes The Duke of Edinburgh Awards and "Will Is Home Alone". Although not being good with the ladies, Jay has actually pulled some, but not for too long.

Mental Health

Jay has extreme anger issues and is very short-tempered. When he becomes angry, he starts losing his mind and goes insane, doing the some of the stupidest things, like jumping up-and-down his new friend's car because his old friends were teasing him about him making a new friend, by simply saying "Friend!" in a high pitched voice many times.

In Series 3's final episode (Camping Trip), it is briefly touched upon how Jay was sexually abused as a child by his neighbour, when he used to play a game, that Neil described as "weird". In the same episode, his father reveals in a text to him about the time when he went to see a psychologist, when he was younger. His father texted this to Jay in a mean way, since Neil sent a questionable message to Jay's father, addressed as Jay. Jay asked Neil to read out the message. After Neil had read out the message, Jay clearly understood what his father was talking about, but pretended like he did not know because he did not want to his friends to know. Jay's father revealed to his friends that he and his wife knew about him trying to have sex with a pillow, when he thought they did not.

Appearance

Williams with a bllack uni on

Jay is of average build and height, with straight, medium-length hair and blond highlights, usually having bits of hair at the side sticking out. It could indicate this hairstyle adds to his desire to be noticed, and he speaks with an Essex accent. Despite being obliged to wear a uniform at school, he is very rarely seen in a jumper and never in a blazer. He wears his school tie very short and regularly wears football shirts or hoodies outside of school. He walks with a swagger, stemmed from his belief of adept skills at attracting the attention of the "clunge". In The Inbetweeners Movie, Jay's small penis was revealed. In Caravan Club, Jay's father described his penis to be like a McDonald's chip.

In the episode "The Fashion Show", Jay got his ears pierced. In Will's Dilemma, he appeared to have slightly shorter hair, but regrew it in the next episode. In Series 1 episodes, Jay had lighter hair, due to James Buckley bleaching his hair. He also had his hair dyed in the movies.

Rudge Park Comprehensive Uniform

Jay's school uniform consists of: A white shirt, a short light blue tie with darker blue stripes going diagnal to the left and vlack trousers. Jay is the only main boy to have a white shirt on. Even though Jay usually wears a white shirt for his school uniform, he has appeared with wearing a blue jumper over the shirt, in the episodes "Girlfriend" and Camping Trip.

Casual

Jay wearing a football kit

Whenever Jay is out with friends, he usually wears something that consists of a T-shirt, which is usually related to football. His outfits are always simple and never complex, even for his school uniform. Jay is seen wearing a grey coat over most of his outfits often.

Relationships

Friendships

Neil Sutherland

Jay and Neil

Although Jay originally was just friends with Simon, when Neil joined their group, he obviously prefered him than Simon. The two have been best friends, since they met eachother. Jay probably is best friends with Neil because they relate to eachother the most, both being interested in sex. They usually make the same decisions together. Neil is the only person who actually falls for Jay's made-up stories and will try everything he can to keep the lie goingm even if he does not think anything of it.

Simon Cooper

Jay and Simon

Jay and Simon have known each other since they were seven-years-old. Although they are close friends, they regularly fall out and argue. Jay's selfishness and rudeness affects Simon the most out of the boys, as Jay's behaviour often causes most of Simon's problems. Whilst most of the problems Jay causes for Simon are inadvertent, such as breaking his car door on a lamppost, whilst in a rush to follow girls, Jay occasionally deliberately gets Simon into bother. Examples of this are when Jay and Neil allow Simon's car to fall into a lake, gives Simon poor sexual advice, or pretends that Simon stank out the toilet at a party to diminish Simon's chances of impressing Carli. Jay and Simon clash constantly, with Jay's bragging and Simon's sexual frustration being a focal point in their friendship. Whilst in Malia (Greece), Jay and Simon have a major argument which leads to them physically fighting and creates a split in the group, though they reconcile later on. Jay sometimes shows his softer side around Simon and also revealed that he hoped that he and him could start their own business together.

Will McKenzie

Will and Jay

Jay and Will have an on-off friendship, always having their ups and downs. Jay shows a disliking to Will the most, out of the group. Whenever Jay tries to mock Will, he retorts with dry humour. Will is the wisest of the group to Jay's hyperbolic boasting and often the first to call him out on his lies. Although they often argue, Jay does show care and remorse for Will, such as when: He and Simon come round to Will's house to comfort him, after Charlotte Hinchcliffe broke-up with him and preventing him from falling asleep on an ants' nest and even gives Will his own bed, implying Jay care for Will, in The Inbetweeners Movie. When Jay introduces the group to his uncle Bryan, he says "These are my friends from England: Simon and Neil", ignoring Will, implying that Jay doesn't regard him to be of the same status as Simon and Neil.

Jay has always disliked Will the most, out of his friend group, but in Series 1, he hated his guts, constantly making fun of him, but started respecting him more as the series progressed.

Romances

Chloe

By his own admission, Chloe was Jay's first true love to be shown. After he started relationship, Jay started to not rant about any sexual topics and instead, Chloe. One of the reasons why Jay messed up his chance to be with her was following his father's advice. He began texting her many times a day on different social media platforms, which made her realise that he is too "needy" for her. The head of sixth form at Jay's school, Mr. Gilbert also noted that Chloe "can't be too keen" when he confiscates Jay's mobile phone, as he points out that the phone "didn't buzz once". Chloe decided to ultimately broke up with Jay at The Black Horse, for him being too needy and suggesting to have sex ever so often. In Series 3, Will mentioned Chloe and Jay winced, hinting that he still feels upset over their break-up.

Jane

Originally, Jay was put off by Jane's weight, but after a while, he began to see her in a different light. When the boys and girls go out skinny-dipping, two men make fun of Jane's weight. Jay, having just been threatened by James earlier, leaves because he did not want to be seen with her. This upset Jane at the time, but forgave him soon. After Jay and Jane had officially become a couple, Jay shows a more chivalrous side, chastising Neil for mentioning her size, swiping Simon's hospital pillow for her to sit on and eating pizza with her instead of having sex.

Jay and Jane at the end of the first Inbetweeners Movie

In The Inbetweeners 2, it is revealed that Jane left Jay, despite him stating that he no longer thought about her during his text to Neil. Jay began a gap year in Australia to just have a vacation, but also found out that Jane was also there and tried to find her, so he could get her back. He mentions this to Simon at a campfire. The next day, Jay begins his search at Splash Planet, where he was told by an employee that Jane is no longer working there and now works on a farm in Birdsville. After getting her address from Lucy, Jay, Neil and Simon search for Jane and are later joined by Will. After his car runs out of fuel and the boys become stranded in the Outback. Jay is rescued by Jane and her boss. Jay apologises about getting her a Wii Fit and attempts to get her back and asks her to marry him, despite her being pleased and honoured by his effort of finding her, she does not take him back.

Family

Terry Cartwright

Jay with Terry

Terry is Jay's mentally-abusive father. He is usually seen either embarrassing, or insulting Jay in front of his friends. Jay and his father have a complicated relationship, due to Terry's constant insults, contradicts and undermines his son; especially in front of his friends. Terry proclaims any of Jay's attempts to stand up for himself, as womanly fits and ignores them. Terry either does not know, or does not care how damaging he is for his son and seems merciless when it comes to insulting Jay. Terry's behaviour is perhaps the reason why Jay acts the way he does. Jay, although despite his father's complicated behaviour, seems to be desperate to earn some form of approval from his father.

Benji

In Will Is Home Alone, Jay was extremely frusterated by Benji because he kept watching him before he was about to masturbate. At the end of the episode, he was informed that Benji was going to be put down. This made Jay cry, which proves that he does indeed have deep feelings for Benji. In Camping Trip, after being persuaded to play Monopoly, Jay insisted to play as the dog because it reminds him of Benji.

Uncle Bryan

Bryan is Jay's uncle who lives in Australia. He appears in The Inbetweeners 2, where Jay spends a year living with him. Bryan's personality is similar to Jay's dad's, and is revealed when he mocks Jay's tiny penis and reveals to Neil that all the things that Jay has texted to him was a complete lie. However, Bryan has been shown to stick up for Jay when he told Terry he presumed that he taught Jay how to fight like a girl which causes Terry and Bryan to brawl it out.

Quotes

• "Are you the woman, who sucks schoolboys off?"
• "Beepity, beep, beep! Beepity, beep, beep! Ooh, time for another Tara update."
• "BUS WANKERS!"
• "GILBERT!"
• "I'm just really good at shagging now; that's all I'm saying."
• "I've died and gone to clunge heaven."
• "I've got to see a man about a dog, then a woman about her pussy."
• "I had a wank this morning, thinking about your mum's tits."
• "She'd definetely get it. Right in the bumhole."
• "Well, when I fingered her, she shit down my arm."

Gallery

Appearances

Jay on Rotten Tomatoes

Jay on iMDB

Jay in his school uniform on iMDB

Jay on British Comedy Guide

Jay, as he appears in The Inbetweeners Opening Theme

Screenshots

Jay on The Inbetweeners Opening Theme

Jay ordering a pint of lager with a fake I.D.

Jay urinating

Jay ejaculating all over his hand

Trivia

• He is the most interested in sex, out of the group.
• He has swore more then anyone else in the series.
• He is the only character to say "minge" in the series.
• Whenever Jay is about to cry, or is upset his bottom lip starts twitching.
• He is right-handed.

• Many fans say Jay sounds similar to Ten Cents from the British children series "TUGS".

External Links

• Jay Cartwright (formerly) on the official E4 Inbetweeners site.